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Debriefing halted. Psychiatric examination ordered.
Case details passed to Black Section [Occult & Ancient Artifacts].
Security classification upgraded to Level Purple: Do Not Discuss.
On recommendation "X", Agent Thrash sent to British Intelligence approved pleasure resort to unwind.
Pleasure resort management reports female employees suffering emotional distress; insisting they remain with Agent Thrash at all times.
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